TATERS & TORCHES: A RON WHITE ROAST

Taters & Torches: A Ron White Roast

Taters & Torches: A Ron White Roast

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Well, let me tell you folks, this ain't your momma's stand-up. This here's a wild night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be ripping those big names like they're brand new outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no subject off limits. He's got a sayin' sharper than a steak sword, and he ain't afraid to use it.

  • Get ready for some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's dinner.
  • Grab your bourbon, 'cause Ron White loves a good time.
  • Make sure you be ready to cry!

Get your stubs now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.

Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast

Ron White became a legend when he decided to ridicule some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was stuffed and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid dog, flinging insults that were both hilarious and clever.

  • His material was so good, it left the audience gasping with laughter.
  • People couldn't get enough of his honest humor.
  • If you want to see a comedy special that will destroy you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.

Ron White proves once again why he's the Sultan of roast comedy.

Get Roasted With Us (About Ron)

Prepare for a night of side-splitting comedy as we gather to disparage the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally savage roasts that will leave you laughing. Our lineup of stand-up stars is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's sense of humor.

  • Brace yourselves| shocking revelations about Ron's future
  • Get ready to| the unveiling of Ron's most secret stories
  • Come hungry for| a night of pure, unadulterated laughter

This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on celebration of Ron. Don't here miss out on this wild night! Tickets are selling fast.

Gin & Giggles : The Uncensored Ron White Roast

Alright, folks, buckle your belts because this ain't your grandma's roast. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of stories, and he's serving them up straight, no ice. This ain't a party for the faint of heart. Ron's going wild on everyone in sight. You'll be laughing so hard, you might spit .

  • Expect| stories about relationships,
  • bourbon
  • and life.

Trust, Ron White ain't holding back. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and gloriously funny.

The Ron White Inferno: White Hot Heat

Grab your whiskey and get ready to cry, folks. Ron White is back with his new comedy special "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a firecracker. This ain't no softball act, this is Ron at his most brutally honest, laying down truth like a hammer. He'll taunt everything from the human condition, and leave you in stitches. So grab your best friend and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.

Ron White Gets Burned to a Cinder

Well, let me tell ya, the audience were in for a wild time when they brought out this esteemed comedian, Ron White. This was a full-blown roasting session. Those remarks cut like knives! The whole thing was pure pandemonium as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to keep his cool.

He handled it like a champ, even when they went after his drinking habits! The best part was seeing his look of bewilderment as the roasters laid into him. It was hilariously brutal and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you missed out on something special

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